Dogs, Grrr and Vintage China

Bloody Foxes. First Roger the cockerel disappeared under suspicious circumstances, all that was left was some feathers floating around in the stream.

The next day I get a call from Helen, all the chickens have gone and the garden is full of feathers. Seven chickens in one day. A neighbour said that at midday he was walking through the village and saw a fox disappearing around the side of a house with something white in his mouth!

Ah well, we shall get some more after Glassonbury where chickens aren't really needed

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